Well, Skip's proves to be a never ending source of fresh talent for the Carnival of Payne. For those of you NOT in attendance last night,
let me share the good news.
Last week, my powerhouse, the Extreme Strongman Gino Martino had a chance at finally taking that NWH Heavyweight Championship from
that clod, Hardware. I will admit, that YES, I got a smidge too excited, and cost Gino the match when I ACCIDENTALLY fell into
the ring and struck Hardware in the back of the head. Twice. Ooopsie.
So naturally, Gino and I continued to beat the ever loving tar out of Hardware, just for kicks, when all of a sudden I heard that
damned ICP song, which could only mean one thing. "Rugged" Rick Daniels cam running to the ring with his ever present pool stick and
his little girlfriend Jenna. Gino and I wisely exited the ring, as Daniels helped Hardware to his feet. I held Gino back on the outside,
as I noticed something a little different about Daniels. Sure enough, after lifting his former partners hand, Daniels laid out Hardware
with his pool stick. BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
So, last night at Skip's, two new members were added to the Carnival of Payne. That's right my little sheep, I am pleased to announce
that both "Rugged" Rick Daniels AND the lovely Jenna are in our fold.
Oh yeah, kiddies, the COP continues to grow! There isn't anyone or anything that can stand in our way. last night at Skip's proved that.
After announcing to the crowd our wonderful new merger, I encouraged Rick and Jenna to stay at ringside and see how the
COP takes care of business. You see, when I say Gino is a REAL strongman, some people may doubt that claim because he is merely
beating the living hell out of little punks like Paul Hudson and Osirus. To prove he's the best big man in the business, Gino
proceeded last night to take on that fat ass Larry Huntley. Gino had that fat bastard exactly where he wanted him, when SOMEHOW, Huntley miraculously
got Gino up into his DVD. Rugged Rick then showed his level of dedication to the COP by attacking Huntley.
This led to that freak Hardware running out to save Huntley. Wanting to call it a night's work, our little family was headed to
the locker room to change and begin celebrating, when the only man that can make Huntley look like an Olsen twin, our
esteemed commisioner announced that there would be a tag match between Hardware and Huntley taking on Daniels and Martino.
Well, long story short, the results were EXACTLY what any intelligent fan would expect. The COP took the victory. Oh HELLS yes!!!
So, what does the future hold for Rugged Rick and The Carnival? Heh heh heh. BIG things. Big GOLD things.
Dr. Payne
