SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEE.....HAWWWWWWWW!!!
I Told You All! I Told You All! I.... TOLD..... YOU..... ALL!!!!
I Told You All That Rugged Rick Daniels Would Wipe The Mat With Hardware. I Told You Sheep That Hardware's Title Reign Was
Coming To An End. I Told You That Daniels Had Evolved, And Was On The Verge Of Greatness. BOO-YAH! On December 17th In
Fairfield Maine, Rugged Rick Daniels Bested Hardware To Claim The NWH Heavyweight Championship.
Hardware, I Just Wanted To Point Out Something. You Are Just As Big A Simp As The Rest Of Those Hicks In Fairfield. You
ACTUALLY Believed That Rugged Rick Had Broken His Ankle. Instead, It Was Quite Possibly One Of The Greatest Ruses I've
Ever Seen. When Rugged Rick Whispered To Me His Plan, I Realized Just How Truly Gifted The Rugged One Was. I Also Knew
That The Plan Would Work, For Hardware Is FAR From The Sharpest Tool In The Shed. As Daniels "Miraculously" Ran Back
To The Ring To Cover The Downed Hardware, I Felt A Sense Of Joy That Mere Words Can Not Express. Seeing Rick Hold The Belt Above
His Victorious Head, I Knew All Was Right With The Universe.
BUT THEN YOU HAD TO PISS ME OFF!!!!!!
Some Of Those Morons From The Back, Including Sonni Roselli And Cameron Mathews, Had The Audacity To Interrupt The Carnival's
Traditional Victory Ass Whoopin' Dance-A-Thon We Were Having On Hardware's Prone Broken Body. Mathews, You had NO RIGHT To Lay
Your Hands On Me, And HARDWARE You MOST CERTAINLY Had No Right To Lay Me Out With A Stunner!
So Now Next Month In Fairfield, We've Got Ourselves A Little Six-Man Match. So Be It. Believe Me, The Carnival, Including Our
Newest Member, "The Canadian Heartthrob" Jason Holliday, Are Looking Forward To Getting Some Old School Payback. No One Interrupts
Our Traditional Victory Ass Whoopin' Dance-A-Thon. NOBODY!!!!
