Yeah, dat's right, I FINALLY got around to updating this page. I've been swamped with artwork, and make sure to check out the new additions to my PORTFOLIO PAGE including my new, original, horror comic named The Party which is also appearing in GASP MAGAZINE , where I will be adding another all new comic to their next issue as well. And don't forget, I'm finishing up issue four of my Queeny Love Comics. You can see the covers over in the Adult Art section, but to read the actual comics, you'll have to go to her site HERE .

Oh yeah, apparently you little degenerates LOVE the celeb boobs, bush, asses and everything else I find for you and put up here, since as of 6/29/08 there have been over

175,000 UNIQUE VISITORS TO THIS PAGE

Before getting to the celebrity tits you came to see, I just want to announce that I have HUGE plans coming up in the next year or so. If you actually are taking the time to read this, instead of just jacking it to J Love Hewitt's boobs, and you are an artist in the genres of fantasy, eroticism, horror, tattoo flash, grafitti, or any other counter culture artwork, send me an E-MAIL as I have a plan to open an actual art gallery dedicated to the arts of the counter culture, and I'm looking for quality artwork to showcase. I'll have more details coming soon, but all you artists out there, give me a holla.

Finally, here comes the tits!!!!!!

Well, I told y'all it would be a while till the next update, and here I am three months later. So, to make up for it I got some HIGH QUALITY NUDE CELEBS FOR YOU !!!!!

I'd like to give a big thanks to celebflix.com for most of these clips. We've got some Twin Peaks hotties showing their Twin Peaks, with Madchen Amick and Sherilyn Fenn. We've got some more of the favs on the House Of Payne, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alyssa Milano, 2 clips of Natalie Portman, and of course some Christina Ricci. I've also got some Scarlett Johanson, Keira Knightley, and Mrs. Tim Burton Helena Bonham Carter.

PLEASE NOTE:MOST OF THESE CLIPS ARE FLASH (.flv) CLIPS ! THEY ARE ALSO LARGER FILES (5-15 megs)!

I'll be updating the House Of Payne with more artwork soon, as I'm still working for Queeny Love on her online comic book, and trying to get some of my erotic artwork on other sites. If you either run an adult website, or know someone that does, contact me at MY E-MAIL, let's get this thing rolling, baby!

Also, any artists out there that do style a like mine, please get in touch with me. I'm working on POSSIBLY getting a "brick" store going, complete with a gallery to showcase artists work that "normal" galleries would decline due to subject matter.

Finally, last but not least, I'd like to thank all of you pervs that check this site out for helping the House of Payne pass the 150,000 unique visitors count. That's right, if you read below, the total six months ago has doubled. Not bad for a little site with NO advertising, just organic searches and word of mouth from you degenerates. Thanks again for checking my site out, and make sure to check out the rest of the House Of Payne. See ya at the next update!

Good news, and bad news people. Bad news first.

Updates will most likely be a little slower over the next several months. I KNOW, I KNOW, I haven't been updating as much as usual, due to my hectic schedule (porn and violence never sleep) so I appreciate those of you that have been checking in regularly looking for your next fix. But this bad news comes for a reason....

As for the good news, well I'm a little slow on this update because I've been busy. Busy doing what?

BUSY DRAWING BOOBS!!!

Yeah, that's right. Besides my galleries on DIRTY-ART and my work on my own ADULT ART page, I will now be illustarting some random stories in the new stoner porn mag, MarriJane Magazine . I KNOW a bunch of you hoodlums that frequent this site would be down with pics of hot chicks smoking pot nude, so check them out, and make sure to tell them Dr. Payne sent ya!

So that's kinda cool, huh? Well, that's not all. I also have been contracted to do a monthly online comic for adult film star, and "Inventor of Cumsniffing" QUEENY LOVE ! That's her to the right. Hot, huh? So yep, once a month, you'll be able to see my original ongoing series of erotic, XXX, hardcore, funny, action-packed, comics featuring Queeny Love as she roams a post-apocalyptic world searching for men. It's sorta like Mad Max, but with more tits and stuff, ya know? Sorry, no free drawings here, but my covers for these stories will be featured here at House Of Payne, so if you want to see what I'm up to, head on over to Queeny's site, sign up, and once again, make sure to tell her Dr. Payne sent ya!

While I'm going to be busy creating more art, and updates will be slower, in the long run this will lead to more, and larger updates once my days are focused purely on art, violence, and porn. (No 40 hour a week bullshit anymore). So bear with me, miscreants.

Final bit of good news before the porn, as of my typing of this, this page has had 82,651 unique visitors!!!! Tell your friends about the free shit here, and make sure to check out the rest of the site, fuckers!

==Kate Winslet 1==Kate #2==Winslet #3==Kate From LOST==Olsen Twins==Where's the thong?==

==Chicks wizzin==More HSM Hottie==More HSM Hottie==Christina Ricci==More Fake Ricci==

A'ight, REAL short update here, as I'm gonna be busy with other shit (art) in the next few weeks, and I just wanted to make sure you pervs got a lil dose before I neglect you. By the by, make sure to check out my new review, AND story of going to the New England Premiere of Troma's "POULTRYGEIST" with a meet and greet with Troma founder Lloyd Kaufman. Read my review HERE .

So onto what I gots for ya today. As the pic to the right MAY tip you off to, I've got the infamous bush shot of the ho from High School Musical, I've got some nekkid Teri Hatcher, Lisa Bone(r)t, and some other fucked up pics.

Special note here: HEY FUCKERS, THE SITES FREE, JUST HELP SPREAD THE WORD! Look, I get 500 unique hits a day on this page (not a lot comparitively, but damn, I don't advertise or anything), and it continues to grow.

GREAT, NOW KEEP IT UP! Seriously, I want more of you fuckers leeching off of my bandwidth. I flat out refuse to put up ads nor charge for my site, and I want this shit to grow, and I NEED YOUR HELP! If you like the free porn here, if you like my art, if you like my movie reviews.... FUCKING TELL A FRIEND! This site is growing consistantly, and at a more rapid pace as days go by. For instance, a year ago this same page had about 25-50 hits day, and now it's consistantly 500 (ignore the counter below, it's fucked, I'm going by my statcounter stats) a day. I want over 1,000 unique viewers a day by 2008, HELP ME GET THERE!

Cooooool, now onto the porn.

High School Musical Honey == More HSM Hottie == Howza Bout #3? == Different World Tits==Lisa Bonet Lookin Fine

Circle Of Poon == Best tat EVER! == Fucked Up Nip Slip==Teri Hatcher ScreenCaps

April Hunter 1==April Hunter 2 ==April Hunter 3 ==April Hunter 4 ==April Hunter 5 ==April Hunter 6 ==April Hunter 7

Like the tough lil ladies? well, I brought ya some Mickey James sweetness as well. Check these.

Mickey James 1===Mickey James 2===Mickey James 3===Mickey James 4===

Those chicks a little too tough for ya? Howza bout some Alyssa Milano action? Check these out.

Alyssa Milano 1===Alyssa Milano 2===Alyssa Milano 3

Next up I got some Lovin for ya from none other than Jennifer Love Hewitt.

J Love 1==J Love 2== J Love 3== J Love 4== J Love 5==

Here's a cornucopia of lovely celebs. A lil Jennifer Anniston. A lil Jessica Alba. A lil, and then a lot, of Brit.

Jennifer Anniston 1 == Jennifer Anniston 2 == Jessica Alba Beach Ass == Faked Jessica Alba == Brit GOOD == Brit SAGGY

Finally I have a group of photos that can only truly be described as FUCKED UP. Seriously FUCKED UP. FIrst of all, what the hell is it with ladies getting their pics taken while pissing, and SMILING about it. Is there some unknown joy in peeing women get that we men are being screwed out of. Then we got some pics of two different kinds of action at a male review. Men, this is what your women, and grandmothers do on "girl's night out". The rest, well they are just some messed up shit, so enjoy.

Girl's Happily Pissing == Even MORE girls == They REALLY seem to like this

Your SISTER At A Male Review == With Your GRANDMA

Fake, but I'd FUCK IT == Cosplay gone bad == Seriously, HOW?!?

What's worse than sucking a dog's dick?

First of all, you may notice I revamped this section, and broke it into smaller pages, for faster downloads, so make sure to check through ALL 4 PAGES of archives by clicking the button above, or at the bottom of the page.

Second, the delay between updates is simple. I had to finish another series of ADULT ART, called "MARVEL ASSES". Make sure to check it out in the ADULT ART SECTION with over 50 original pieces of my art.

Now onto this page. To the right, I've got 5 new celeb vids in various states of nudity, including Paris Hilton talking. Painful. There's the two Alyssa Milano nude vids from the movie "Embrace of the Vampire" including a lez scene with "The Golden Child's" Charlotte Lewis. Thanks to TGP Professional and Celeb Flix and BANGED-UP for the movies, and the NUDE CELEB PICS pics below.

That's right, check out all the good pics I brung for ya below. We've got American Idle loser Antonella Barba, not just in the wet T-Shirt, but sucking dick, too. Then there's not just the video to the right, but a bunch of pics of Grindhouse star Rose Mcgowen nude. I brought some pics of Kelley Brook, and other celebs, and just four fun pics of drunk chicks/girls gone wild.

So enjoy this update, check out the rest of my site, BUY SOME FREAKIN' ART, SHIRTS, OR PIPES by clicking on one of the buttons above. If I can make more money off of this crap, the site grows, I bring you better and MORE stuff, and the circle of life continues. Also, make sure to check out my wrestling podcast, TURNBUCKLE TRUTH.Talk to y'all later!

--Rose McGowen 1----Rose McGowen 2----Rose McGowen 3----Rose McGowen 4----Rose McGowen 5--

--Three DRUNK Girls----Topless Ladies----Shower Hi Jinx----More Shower Fun--

-American Idle Star Nude------More Antonella Barba------Her Giving Head------And Again------And AGAIN------Antonella Barba Sucking More Dick-----And Now Her Pissing-

--Britney's Cooter----Paris' Cooter (again)----Paris' Vag----Yet Again----Lindsey Lohan's Cooter------Lohan's Beaver---ALL TOGETHER NOW

--Kelly Brook Nude----Kelly Brook 2----Kelly Brook 3----Kelly Brook 4----Laura Linney Nude----Uma Thurman Topless-

Since it's been so long, I decided to do ya'll right and bring in a HUGE update. Yep right here in this update we've got 19 videos and 12 pics (thanks largely to the guys at Banged-Up.com), and that's just on this page.

Make sure to check out the rest of the new stuff on House Of Payne. Over in the ADULT ART section, I've got the first images in my new series of nekkid famous comic book characters, called MARVEL ASSES. Then, in my Art section I've got some more of my horror movie themed pieces. Next, over in the WRESTLING section I've got a few movies, my bio page updated, and lots more added to the photo gallery.

Below here, you'll see links to a bunch of fun/fucked up images I found around the web. The last one, "So Much Wrong With This" is such a fucked up picture, I don't even know where to begin. Then theres' the good ol' Miss USA Scandal pics.

Tara Reid's Saggy Ass====Wow! Major League Tan Lines====Paris' Coochie (again)Miss USA #1====== Miss USA #2======Marissa Tomei In A See-Through Dress ==Lindsey Lohan Downblouse===So Much Wrong With This

Below are two pics of Wolverine (X-Men) fans. Now, I'm a fan myself, but not QUITE to the level these guys are.

Wolvie Super Fan==Wolvie SUPER-DUPER Fan

Now, as for the movies, well besides the eleven celeb clips to the right (The Britney Blow Job clip proves she's not too innocent) I've got a hodge-podge of clips below. There's some weird sexual clips, a VERY DISGUSTING sexual clip, a cool hockey fight, and of course, a good ol' Kimbo Slice fight clip. Watch him wail away on someone in their own backyard, AGAIN.

And before we get to the movies, here's a shout out to the REAL Chi Chi Cruz, not the imposter to the left.

As anyone knows, the real Chi Chi Cruz is either a vampire or cyborg, as he's wrestled throughout the world over over the last 40 odd years.

Finally, as yet another venture to undertake, I will soon be offering both airbrushing services (gear/shirts) and airbrushed original artworks.

It's been a while, but believe me, I've been busy. Just check out what's new on the site. I've got new art in my PORTFOLIO featuring a new series of horror movie themed drawings. I've also got some new custom sculpted bowls in my Smizz Area .

Besides that, I'm still rolling with one of the most listened to wrestling podcasts in the country, over at TURNBUCKLE TRUTH with a new show available today. I've been working for various promotions, and Kid Krazy just won the FRW Heavyweight Championship from Maverick Wild, so big-ups to him. I also want to let y'all know that starting next year, I'll be able to airbrush shirts and wrestling gear as well as heat transfer and silk screen print them. Boo-yah! I'm friggin doing it all baby! Expect a whole new T-Shirt section starting next year as well.

I'd also be remiss to not give shout outs to a few friends. First, my friend Chris aka "JoeK" from Think Attack has a nifty short story available for your perusing HERE . Besides JoeK, I wanna give props to good ol' Philster for giving me a heaping helping of photos from a few wrestlin shows recently. Check out my Wrestling: Photo Gallery for some of the shots mixed all over. Last, but not least, a thank you to the boys at Banged Up for some of the goodies you came to this page to see.

Besides the three clips to the right (I'm pretty sure the Jennifer Anniston clip is a look-alike), I've got the four pictures below. The second pic is absolutley amazing when you actually think about someone getting THOSE tattoos for life. Fucked up.

Fake Brittany Spears Upskirt==Imagine When She's 80==Jessica Alba Beach== Jessica Alba Beach 2

Now, to the right is a clip of some funny ass martial arts demos. I'm not sure what the point is, but get some guys drunk, and this is what you'll get. It's also good to see the larger clip from which one of my all time favorites came from.

The other two videos are both adult themes, and not safe for work. Both are of sexual interviews, but just as much as one is righteous and good, the other is equally fucked up and wrong. I'll let you guess which is which.

Sorry it's been so long, but I've been a busy lil Doctor lately. Besides the few things I've got here, make sure to check out the rest of the site, as I've redone the T-Shirt section, and it'll continue to grow, as I'm bringing in some big hired guns....soon. Besides that, make sure to check out the HENTAI section, as I have lots of new images, including my series, "The X-FUCKS". Finally, check out my Wrestling Section to see a TON of new photos courtesy of good ol' Philster. There's also new goodies spread here and there, so look around a while!

As for what's here, well I've got five clips for you. Thanks to Banged-Up for some of them. One is a song a baseball fan created in...tribute to Dusty Baker. Good stuff. The other clip is not good. It's not good at all. Seriously, it's REALLY fucked up. So if you click on it, don't bitch, and don't blame me. You can blame my buddy RockDog, since he sent it to me. He also sent me this artistic sunset image .Lastly, PLEASE, can someone tell me what the fuck happened to this dude's dick ?

The other two clips are pretty cool. One is a big "Fuck You!" to the dudes that think crotch rockets and burnouts are cool. Yeah, think you're Ninja 900 kicks ass? Try doing burnouts like THIS guy. Also, check out the clip of the most fucked up martial art EVER. I've seen this stuff before, and even made a spoof flick of it back in high school. While I think there is SOME merit in being able to take any amount of pain, why not learn a little offense as well?

If the clips aren't enough, howza bout these pics right below here? I've got two images of Trish Stratus, whom is unfortunately retiring as of today. Least we'll always have these spankerific pics to remember her by. There's also a pic of the tit David Arquette gets to suck on. There's something VERY wrong with that.

Trish #1-Trish #2-Courtney Cox

Finally, I found this image below left online. Think it would make a good shirt for my boy, Frankie "Mr. Muscles" Armadillo? By the way, I didn't create it, nor do I understand it.I also have a pic of me, and my good buddy Mr. Bruce Campbell. Yeah, we go WAY back. And lastly, there's a short clip of Kate Moss topless, and coked ot, ruining a photographers backdrop. Stupid skinny bitch.

I KNOW it's been a while since the last update, and I don't have much on this page, but RELAX, and be happy like the young, cute, drunk chick to the right.(Thanks BangedUp)

I haven't had much time to update, as things are going REALLY well elsewhere, and I'm simply too busy. What have I been doing?

Check out my bi-weekly internet wrestling show Turnbuckle Truth which is blowing up! I've already interviewed some great wrestlers, and in the next month I'll have my interviews with Cody Hawk, Dustin Thomas, Mike Quackenbush, Bob Evans, Antonio Thomas and more.

I've also been working on making some t-shirts, and in the next update I'll have more info about the new, and BITCHIN' HCI T-Shirts. Believe the hype, bitches!

I've also been increasing my HENTAI portfolio, for Dirty-Art amongst others. I've got a few new images on my page here on HOP, check 'em out, you friggin' pervs.

Finally, just for kicks, check out

Out With The HCI Radio Theatre

So keep checking in here at House Of Payne, because we're going global baby! Also, I'm in talks to revamp the entire site! Whoooooooo!!!!