A'ight, here comes da noise, and here comes a lil' smidge of the funk. We're runnin low on funk lately, so deal, otay?

Well, if you're like me, you LOVE Angelina Jolie's funbags. Great news. See those lil purplish boxes over there on the right and below? Yep. I've got five more nude shots of her. Man, she sure did a LOT of nudity before she became all self-righteous trying to save the world and shit. Besides that, we've got Ashley Judd flashing her tittie at a camera man, for no apparent reason other than, well, it's just good ol' fun. On top of that, there's a longer clip of something I had up here a while ago of a chick that looks just like Cameron Diaz doing a porno. Close enough for me, ya hear? Then we've got ANOTHER fucked up, sexual, glory hole lovin' Japenese game show. Who won? The dudes. Definitely the dudes.

And last, but certainly not least, we've got a PORN FIGHT! Yeah, that's right. A cat fight on a porn set. And I'm pretty sure it's legit, cause the one girl roughs up the other pretty damn good. What's great, is when they try to get all serious at the end, and their muffs are showing. It's tough to be the voice of reason when I can see your cooter.

As for the rest of the House of Payne, I've got a new pic in Wrestling:Photo:Fan Submissions and thanks Phil for the pic of King Kong Bundy vs. Ax of Demolition. Besides that, I've got one new image in HENTAI , with three more in the next week. Speaking of my adult cartoons, my gallery will be featured on Dirty-Art starting this Monday. It's a pay site, so stop being cheap pricks and pay to see some incredible art, from all over the world. Seriously, this site is HUGE.

That's all for now, so until next time, GO SOX!

Howza bout FIVE nude celeb videos, with some longer cuts of previous clips, and a SWEET clip of Neve Campbell's tits, bro! Besides that, below I've got a whole collection of pics of Lindsey Lohan, thanks to BREAK for the pics. There's also the choice between a GOOD pic, and a BAD pic.Choose wisely.

Lohan 1 Lohan 2 Lohan 3 Lohan 4 Lohan 5 Lohan 6 Lohan 7 Lohan 8 Good or Bad Good or Bad

Besides the nudies, I brought yo' asses FIVE PORN CLIPS of....dubious nature. Be warned, there's a LOT of fucked up shit out there, and thanks to the boys from Boston at Banged-Up for the shit. Amongst that mess, you'll also find a clip of one of the most friggin patriotic things I've seen since the douchebag in charge of this country took office. Witess citizen Harry calmly, rationally, and patiently tell good ol' "W" what he thinks of him as President. Thank you very much, sir.

Finally, as far as goodies go, for you "LOST" nerds out there (of which I am one) I attached a full screen color screencapture of the "Blast Door Map". If you read that, and knew what I meant, you know you wanna see this.

BLAST DOOR MAP

TWO BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

The second major announcement is that I am now able to print SILK SCREEN T-SHIRTS!

Yep, the equipment just arrived today. Give me a few weeks, and I'll be a one stop T-shirt stop. Design, custom transfer prints, custom silk-screen prints, and pre-printed shirts. Keep checking back in the next few months, as there will be a whole new T-Shirt section. In the meantime, check out the new designs I put in the t-shirt section.

Yo, not much to say here, got some goodies for ya, as you can see. make sure to check out the new Dr. Payne Transfer Shirt here . Besides the usual collection of videos, I've got some pics for ya below. Enjoy all of this sweetness, later.

Mariah Carey Bikini...Mariah Bikini 2...Mariah Bikini 3

Lindsey Lohan Side Boob...New Hotness Panties

Happy to be PEEING...So many things wrong here

Today I've got some fucked up shit for y'all. To the right, is a VERY MESSED UP video. There, I warned you, so don't bitch.

Below, besides the nude celebs, is a video of some dude without legs, yet is a professional skateboarder. It's pretty fucking cool. Besides that, is the audio of Joe Namath, DRUNK on Monday Night Football. "I wanna kiss you." Fucking sweet. Sad, but still funny as hell.Thanks to Bangedup.com and ConsumptionJunction.com for the clips.

Finally, make sure to check out some of my older sketches (some over a decade) in the Miscellaneous Artwork section, some new promo shots of moi taken by Pixi in the Photo Shoots section, and if ya want more nudity, I've got a clip of Jacqueline from WWE in the Wrestling Videos section. Later.

Well, lookie,lookie,lookie at whas I gots here. Yep, MORE CELEB NUDITY, more FUCKED UP JAPANESE CLIPS, and of course, more general weirdness. Hope you scumbags enjoy this shizzle, sorry it's been a while since the last update, but I've been taking more PHOTOS , which I'll update in the next few days. Shortly, I'm gonna start working with some new models, I hope, so there'll be regular updates with photos of some SUPER HOTTIES coming soon.

Also, while you're here, check out my MEGADETH "Vic Rattlehead" Contest Submission through Deviant Art. Dave Mustaine is gonna pic the winner himself, and there's some REALLY good entrants, but I'm happy with my attempt. It's just for a logo,and not an album cover, hence the drab background. Oh yeah, thanks to bangedUp.com for the pic to the right.

Well, enjoy the goodies below, and I'll talk to you sheeple later, yo!

To make things a little easier for y'all, you may have noticed the little guide I added at the top of the page. Yep, due to popular demand (read here:many complaints), I am in the process of making it easier to find clips on this page. From here on out, all clip links will be color coded by genre. Eventually, I'll go back and redo all of the older clips, but at least the updates will be easier to track now. So get the fuck off my case.

So, whaddo I have for you slimeballs today? Well, more of the same goodies. Still MORE CELEB NUDITY , both in the clips to the right, and below, I've got some picks for ya.

Jennifer Anniston-Anniston #2-Anniston 3-Anniston 4

Daryll Hannah-Jennifer Connely-Shania Twain

Besides the celebs, below I've got more of the ULTIMATE SURRENDER female lezbian wrestling, where EVERYONE is a winner. Next to those clips, I've got four clips from a "MONSTER PORN" that is absolutley fucking over the top. REAL funny shit. I showed some of it a few months ago, but now I found more. Enjoy.

Finally, after those clips, I've got the SNL clip form last year of Tom Brady doing an instructional Sexual Harrassment video. It makes the fuck-job the officials did to the Pats last night a little easier to swallow. That and the Colts getting knocked the fuck out by the Steelers.

Sweet Sassy Molassy! Not only do you little ragamuffins get yet ANOTHER update within such a short time, I'm bringin' the noise, bringin' the funk!

YEP, I've got more messed up videos for y'all below, but first, let's take a gander to the right, okay?

Oh HELL yeah! We've got more celebrity titties and such. Over there on the right, I added some more famous funbags, and some EXTENDED versions of some clips I threw up here last week. Notice the four Heather Graham videos? Well, those little goodies are the LONGER and more sexified versions of the scene in the last update. Same with the Selma Hayek clip, from Frida. And the Gina Gershon video, well, I could be wrong about who it is, and if I am, just shoot me an E-MAIL letting me know who it is, as I found it anonymously.

I'd also like to credit banged up.com and Consumption Junction for the picture above, and the clips below.

Speaking of the clips below, to the left is one of the coolest Kama Sutra stunts I've ever seen. Gentlemen, break that shit out on the ladies, and BLAMMO , you've got 'em hooked! And to the right, it's another clip of a fucked up Japanese game show. It looks like it's a Fear Factor sorta show, and starts out with a little bit of titties and eels and such. BUT then, well, the end is REALLY FUCKED UP. I mean, isn't that like, illegal in Japan?

I'll never quite understand them, but damn, I respect their love for freaky fun. Another photo shoot coming up this weekend, so keep an eye out.