Well, look it this! Not only am I updating within two weeks of the last update, I'm bringing you sumsabitches one of the best updates E-V-A ....ever! Now, before I get to the goodies, I wanna let you deviants know about two brand spank-your-monkey-new additions to the ol' House of Payne.

First, check out THE FORUM for a new catagory to be run by my good friend, BB LaFreak , in the next few days. What will be discussed there? Hell, I doubt even BB knows. There will also be a page on the House of Payne site to accompany his forum.

The next new section is something I've been wanting to get going for a while now, but I'm just finally gettin' around to it now. Check out the new Photo Shoots section in my Digital Photography area. I finally did my first "studio" shoot, and it went fairly well, if I say so myself. I want to thank my model, Pixi, for breaking my proverbial cherry with actually planned out photography, instead of just shooting what I see.

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NOW, onto the good shit. To the right, as I'm sure you've noticed, are TWELVE new celeb nude films. Yeah, that's right, the good ol' doctor spent a few hours searching the web, and came up with these gems.

And to the left, well to the left we have QUITE the little treat. See, I found this website, called Ultimate Surrender that features some pretty hot chicks in a "ring" amateur style wrestling. While I'm a HUGE fan of the sport of wrestling, I think what I take home from these clips is.....

-Wrestling in bikinis ALWAYS leads to nudity

-Scissor locks are WAY hotter with nude chicks

-Taking a strap=on in the ass as "punishment" for losing may not translate to male professional wrestling as easily

Anywho, so ya know, the first two clips are from one match, the last four from another. The short cropped blonde in the second match looks like a mean bitch, too.

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Fianlly, below I have two last clips for you all. To the left, the clip that's been bouncing around the net for a while now, featuring two white guys breakin it down, from SNL, the "Chronic (WHAT) cles of Narnia" rap. And below right is a late christmas gift for ya big ass lovers. It's a BIG assed black baby bouncing and enjoying the holidays. Keep an eye out for the staircase bannister part. WOW!

Later

Then, there's this little piece of artwork below, featuring Mrs. Rob Zombie, aka Sherri Moon, aka Baby Firefly. Damn, I LOVE dat ass.

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Finally, we have these four videos/presentations for ya. The top one on the right is a bitchin Powerpoint Presentation of some pictures of the most intense ice storm I've ever seen. The cars are FUCKED! Then, below that is a funny video of Bush making a mistake, that to be honest, I think anyone would make. I mean, what's the point of the huge fucking door if it won't open.

Below, are two examples of things going to an EXTREME. The left one is of the most bad ass cop EVER. And the right one is man's biggest enemy. Beware friends, for if we let this get out, and women discover this machine, we will become obsolete. For the love of God, do NOT show this video to a female.

CRIPES!!!! get offa my case, I'm updating already! Whoa, that was some deja vu, there man. Oh yeah, because that's what I said last update, after being bitched at.

"You haven't updated in a while, Dr. Payne", look it's been under a month, and I've been busy, so chill out, and kick back and check out what the good ol' doctor is prescribing for ya' ass today. I've got five new vids for you here (thanks to Consumption Junction , BangedUp.com ) to satisfy whatever ailes you.

To the right, we've got an amazing bit of illusion, with some weird commentary that I don't quite grasp. The two below are music inspired pieces of smut, and below those two are two weird/funny pieces of smut to tide you pervs over. And if that's not enough, check out my Wrestling:Videos section for two clips of Stephanie "Mrs. HHH" McMahon's ENORMOUS titties popping out, courtesy of good ol' Booker representing the west coast now. Check the links at the FRONT page for some of my new art, too. See ya bastards in a few weeks.