02/20/11

Just a real quick update here. Besides the pussy slips, big tits, and cameltoes below, make sure to check out the ADULT ART section for a couple of new charcoal erotic pieces I made. Other than that, check the goodies below.

01/30/11

Man, it's been awhile. Long story short on the eight months in between updates, I've been a busy lil' bastid. See, this is without a doubt the largest update I've ever done. Not just on this page, but throught the site, with a TON of new artwork.

Before you plow into all of the nude weird and funny pics I have for you below on this page, make sure to check out my just revamped and HUGELY increased PHOTOGRAPHY section. See that hot looking Red Riding Hood over there? Well that's a cute little model I know that did a few photo shoots with me. Wanna see MORE of her?

Besides that pin-up shoot I did with Eris, I did a horror movie homage photoshoot with model Pixi. After adding some illustrations to the final images I came up with a nifty tribute to 80's direct to VHS horror. You can view those pics HERE. I did another photoshoot based upon "Clash of the Titans" which can be viewed on the PHOTO SHOOTS page, or check out the videos I made (complete with music by Goblin) right here below.

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However, knowing most of you cretins, you'd probably be more interested in something like a three way catfight of women dressed like Batman Villians. What, that sound good? Like the pic over there of Talia Al Ghul making Harley Quinn submit to her? Check out all of the other pictures I took in my MODELING PHOTO SHOOT section.

Don't forget about my "regular" art as well. I've got three brand new ORIGINAL EROTIC ART pieces over in the adult art section. I've also got some new artwork in my Digital Art section, and some more original pages in my COMICS section. For a teaser of my next comic, check out the cover over there to the right.

So let's get to the goodies below. I've got so much smut for you degenerates, it should be a crime. Besides the normal celebrity and freaky nudity, I wanted to start off the gallery with a little something for all of you wrestling fans out there. Some of you may know, I was in wrestling for ten years. If you didn't know, check out my WRESTLING CAREER page for stats, pics, and other silliness from a decade of strangeness. While I was honestly the greatest, most prolific, and most sucessful manager in the history of New England, I never looked as good as these sweeties below. Yeah, I figured I'd start this update with a HUGE gallery of nude, naked, undressed, barely dressed, and just generally hot female wrestlers and managers. enjoy!

Below we have the hot blonde WWE Diva Ashley, from her appearance in Playboy magazine.

WWE Diva and Go Daddy Girl Candice Michelle's Nude spread from Playboy Magazine

Now we have that cutie Maria from WWE. SO cute. Then there's a non-nude, but scantilly clad Lita picture as well.

Now it's time for the lovely Rebecca, and the first Diva to go nude, Mrs. Brock Lesnar, Sable.

Next we have both the great female wrestler Ivory and the flexible Melina.

Here are the beautiful french female wrestler Maryse, and a hot picture of stunning valet Michelle McCool.

Below we have both WWE and TNA hottie Christy Hemme and former wrestler current "reality tv show star trainwreck", Chyna.

Below I have the tiny and tasty Terri Runnels aka Marlena aka Mrs. Dustin Reynolds. Then there's one pic of the leggy Stacey Kiebler

To close out we have some nude Torrie Wilson pics. Finally we have one current independent wrestling level diva that seems to like to show off her "assests".

A little of the new, a little of the old below. We've got some pics of college girls naked together, and LOVIN' it. Then there's the oblivious to her own racism radio show host, Dr. Laura Schlesinger. This bitch used to be a little more laid back, laid back and naked, that is. ZING! Yep, old pics of her tits and pussy. Be forwarned, once seen it can never be unseen.

I've put a pic of this next lady on here before, but now I found a few more. My fellow degenerates, I proudly present Epic Boob Girl. Though she may have a rising contender for that title, as the last pic shows.

The cornucopia of depravity below contains such gems as a few pics of Paramore singer Hayley Williams topless pic "someone hacked into her files and posted" (or she attached the wrong pic on a tweet). Then there are some hot cosplay pics of Rogue and one fine assed Cammy from Street Fighter. Finally, there are some pics of some good ol' fuck you blow jobs. Note on the last pic the evolution of penis size from left to right.

Hey kids, you like those Saw movies? Too bad. Learn to appreciate good horror films, fuckwads. Anywho, you know the woman that plays Jigsaw's wife? Older woman, good looking.Well her name is Betsy Russell. Did you know that she made some movies back in the 80's when she was young? Did you know she had no problem showing of her glorious tits? Yep, below I have not only titty shots of Betsy on a horse, but full bush shots from "Private School", which also featured a hot and naked Phoebe Cates. As an added bonus for you scrubs, I even made a couple of little animooted gifs of her tremendous bouncing tits

Now I've got some nude picks up the Activia Girl. Doesn't sound too appealing, does it? Anyways, back before Jamie Lee Curtis was peddling yogurt that made you crap so well your entire life became happier and better she was smoking hot in a bunch of movies. AND Jamie Lee Curtis had no problem with showing off her body.

Now a collection of actresses showing off their talents in all their glory. First is a tribute to a great Tobe Hooper sci-fi/horror film from the 80's called "Lifeforce". Sorta like a hot space vampire. Mathilda May was the actress playing that sexy space vampire. Sweet. Then we've got another Lindsey Lohan shot. Meh. Finally a couple more hi-res screencaps of one of my favorites, Madchen Amick from Dream Lover.

What can I say? More of my favorite Ukranian babe, Mila Kunis. Besides the usual pin-up type stuff, this time I've got some high res downblouse shots someone got. Creepy, but hot.

Finally here we have the red headed lesbian Queen from True Blood, Rachel Evan Woods. Man, I sure do love me some firebush. And to close out, in case you missed them above, the two greatest animated bouncing tits shots ever. Seriously, check these boobs out. Later!

That's right you degenerate dinks. On April 5th, 2010 this lil site o'mine finally hit the ONE MILLION UNIQUE VIEWERS mark. Not too shabby for having no advertising, no set link swaps, none of that shit. Just you regulars that keep coming back here for your fixes of ADULT ART, MY ARTWORK, WRESTLING, My Original COMIC BOOK, even DRUNKEN MOVIE REVIEWS . Then of course there are you newbies that found this page most likely looking for a heaping helping of NUDE CELEBS. If you are one of the noobs, please keep coming back and make sure to tell a friend. As always, please feel free to give me a shout with submissions you wanna share with the world, or requests. Hell even questions are welcome, but please expect a vulgarity laced reply if you piss me off.

At this point I would like to give a big shout out to the ONE MILLIONTH visitor to this page... BILL S. whom was kind enough to send in some pics of himself for the site. That's little Billy over to the right there, with three pics below. Bill S. lives in Massachusettes with his wife and works in financing. Billy's interests, besides this site of course, are gun collecting, guitar hero, rock band, voting republican, drinking cheap beer, and lovin the ladies. Thanks for the support Bill!

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I'd like to start off this update with even more pics, and one hell of a hot video of the hottest woman in the world, Mila Kunis. HOTTEST. WOMAN. IN. THE. WORLD.

Recently, some of the boys and I had an in depth drunken discussion on which woman we would like to have sex with if we could have sex with ANY woman. To be honest, I was torn. Rosario Dawson is rockin a knockout body. Allyssa Milano has always been a favorite. Shit, most of the women on these pages were brought up. But in the end, I had to honest with myself and lil Ms. Kunis was my choice. The two biggest reasons? First, fuck man, lookit her. Those eys are AMAZING. Second, look at those damned legs! SO to celebrate, I have a shitton of photos of Mila below, and to the right there is an incredibly hot video courtesy of ESQUIRE MAGAZINE. It's basically Mila walkin around a penthouse apartment in sexy dresses during her recent photo shoot. It's 15 megs, so it'll take a bit to download.

Mila Kunis Hot Black Dress

Mila In White Dress

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Mila is SO F'N Hot

Mila In Esquire Magazine

Now, I'm well aware that this may not exactly be the time of year that you think about Trick Or Treating, leaves changing and falling, ghosts or goblins....BUT I think any time of year is fine for some pics of hot ass chicks in slutty Halloween costumes. You got a problem with that? Didn't think so. Here's a whole buncha pics for ya below showcasing college girls whoring themselves out for the annual day of slutty celebration.

By the by, in case you didn't notice before, while I'll show celebs in their full glorious, uncensored nudie-greatness, I've been blocking out the faces of amateurs. Why? Because what if it was your sister's pic on here?

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Next up we have one hot as hell actress, and one train wreck of an actress, who just so happens to have awesome tits. The former is none other than Ms. Eliza Dushku, star of many films and the televison show Dollhouse. Now, while she always looks hot, have you seen her tits yet? You can. Just click on the link below. All that beauty, AND she's a Red Sox fan. Awesome.

Next to her I placed an actress that WAS hot, until drugs destroyed her looks. Nevermind her dipshit family. However, looking at these two pics below, Lindsay Lohan still has an amazing set of breasts.

Hey kids! You like those Scary Movie films? How about Observe and Report? House Bunny? Well then, I'm sure you've noticed the funny and smokin Anna Faris.While there are no nudes of her out there, I HAVE collected a bunch of pictures showcasing her amazing figure and beautiful smile. Enjoy!

Below we have an actress and model that some of you may not be familiar with yet, and damn if you won't kick yourself in the ass after checking out these pics.

Her name is Emily Booth and she stars typically in low budget horror films. Besides that, she is one fine-ass model. Her best feature? Just check out Emily's incredibly large and natural breasts. Seriously, those things are simply grand. I think we'd all agree that Emily Booth's tits demand a motorboating.

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If you're my age, mid-30's, then you know our next entrant into our olympics of boobage. She starred in many an 80's film, for me most notably in the John Carpenter classic Christine. Then in the 90's she starred in Baywatch.

Whether the 80's, 90's, or even today Alexandra Paul has always been a beautiful woman with an incredible slim body and nice pert breasts.

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Alexandra Paul Now

See, the thing with Tila Tequila is that I hate absolutely everything she represents. Seriously. She's a talentless, vapid, attention whore that is famous for being famous. AND she helped make myspace popular years ago, starting the ultra-trend of camwhores. I'm not even going to get into the whole fiance death thing here.

But damn if she isn't hot. So she's got that going for her. Thusly, against my better judgement, I bring you an extensive nude Tila Tequila gallery spanning from her pre-tattoo and pre-boobjob period, to her all kindsa fucked up era now.

Tila Tequila's Landing Strip

Tila Tequila's Feet

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Tila Tequila Purple Panties

Next is an old-school/new school sorta pairing. I've got a couple of nude pics of Madonna, and some topless pics of Megan Fox.

Now about the Madonna pics. See that thumbnail to the left? Notice anything? Check out the link below to get a closer look at what hairstyle Madonna was SPROUTING back in the early 80's. Eeek.

Then we have four topless pictures of Megan Fox from Jennifer's Body. Now, to be honest, if you look closely, you can tell they may have been photoshopped. Or at the least, she has some weird band-aid like things simply covering her nipples, which is kinda like "What's the point?". But seriously, who cares? Until some Jonah Hex pics come out, this is the best we've got. So shaddup.

Below is a small amateur gallery. We've got some nifty upskirt pics I found around the web. Ladies, I would like to take a moment to encourage all of you to leave the panties at home, especially when wearing a skirt.

Then there are two pics of an indie-wrestling lady wearing an awesome pair of trunks. I can't imagine how many eleven year old boys in the audience were rocketed into puberty that night.

Now, we all love lesbians, am I right? Especially the hot ones. And it sure as hell helps when they were on one of the funniest shows of all time, Arrested Developement.

That's why I now bring to you a gallery of the lovely and talented "Mrs. Ellen Degenerous", Portia De Rossi. Starting back in the classic film Sirens (also featuring a nude Elle Macpherson), I've had the hots for Portia. Thankfully, she's reciprocated by providing full nude shots. Amen !

Speaking of lesbians, well at least actresses that seem to play them quite frequently, we have Misty Mundae. Misty is a cute little fairy-like waif that has appeared in many an erotic horror film. God bless her, she never has issues with sharing her perky little boobs and trim. Oh yeah, she likes doing sex scenes with women as well. Tremendous.

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Finishing up here, I've got a random selection of boobs and foolishness. Make sure to check out the perfection pic, man whoever that girl is, she is FINE.

So as I bid a fond farewell to you and this update, let me remind you again to make sure to check out The Rest Of My Site tell a friend, SHOOT ME AN E-MAIL and stay twisted!!!

An Anal Tattoo (Yep)

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Gotta love the NJ Douches

Nice Tan, NJ Bitches

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710,791 UNIQUE VISITORS

That's right. NO advertising. No link share. No banner exchange. Just fucking word of mouth and organic searches leading the way to the greatest fucking free webpage in the world wide web. This page right here is averaging between 1,500 to 3,000 visitors a day at this point. Hell, my Adult Art page is over 110,000 unique visitors. If ya found my site, let me know how ya found it by shooting me an E-MAIL and just saying how ya found me, what ya think, and ideas for improvements. But I do know one thing that certainly keeps you sleazehounds keep coming back.

65 mutha fuckin pics for ya degenerates !!! That's right bitches. I've got a slew of smut for ya, and not just on this page. Make sure ya check out some of the other shit spread around the world of House Of Payne.

For instance, considering you slummy pricks found this page, on the same wavelength make sure to check out my ADULT ART page where I've got 7 new pin-ups of my character Liv N. Dead in various states of undress. I've also added the new cover to issue 6 of Queeny Love's comic book I drew up for her.

Besides that, make sure to check out my DIGITAL ART section where I've added three new drawings all special-like for Halloween. I also added four new panoramic photos I took in my DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY section.

Part of the reason there was a four month delay in this last lil update gettin taken care of is I am VERY happy to announce that I just finished, and have copies of, my first full length comic book. That's right, ready to roll is my 36 page full color comic book entitled, are you ready for this originality, "House Of Payne" comics ! It's five short horror stories in the vein of Tales From The Crypt, complete with a crapload of pin-ups of Liv N. Dead, my horror hostess. It will soon be available for purchase from Comixpress once they update their site. For now, if you would like a signed copy, just shoot me an E-MAIL and I accept paypal payments. For more information, check out my COMICS PAGE.

All right, enough of plugging the other shit on this site, let's move onto this page, shall we? See over there on the right? That's just a collection of various single shots I've found or was sent. Starting at the top we've got a pic sent to me by the Philster of a woman that's either going to a prom, or a wedding. Either way, methinks the dress shows a BIT too much cleavage to be in...good taste. Below that we've got a "nice" little upskirt shot showing Britney Spears' ass and slit. Hmmm. Next there's a pic of my favorite part of the movies Feast 2 and Feast 3, "Tit Girl", aka Chelsea the model. While she may be dressed (but still smokin hot) in this pic, she is abundantly topless throughout the majority of both Feast movies.They aren't bad trashy horror movies, either. Down from Chelsea is some random girl that seems SLIGHTLY irate that her boyfriend just jizzed all over her, AND took a pic of it. Next is a pic of a young Demi Moore that as God is my witness is NOT photoshopped. See that fucking muff rug in the thumb? Check it out in full size hairy-glory. Wow man, just wow. The 80's were a fucked up decade. Speaking of muff, under Demi is a muff shot of a Leia cosplayer that didn't take into consideration the fact that her Princess Leia outfit, while true to the film, MAY be a bit too revealing from a 90 degree angle. Nice bush, G4 Leia. There's plenty more G4 goodness in a section after all these words featuring my fav ATOS hottie, Olivia Munn, but first let's get to a strange ass shot of Natlaie Portman meeting Hillary Clinton.For some reason completely unbeknownst to me, Natalie Portman has stiff fucking nipples. Huh. Below Natalie's nips, we've got a pic of a young lady that decided to fall asleep in a park, however seemed to forget her panties. Ooopsie ! The last pic to the right there is for any of you food nerds. Seems Miss Rachel Ray forgot to wear her bra one day and some astute viewer got a sweet screen shot of Rachel Ray's nipple peeking out.

Lastly, below I've got some pics of some happy customers of mine. It also shows that I can use my powers (and shirt press) for good and not just evil. Then again, maybe you consider making a bunch of shirts for an Adam Lambert concert evil. I tend to view it as morally neutral. However, these lovely young ladies were thrilled, thus I have improved my kharmic standing in the universe. Their faces have been hidden out of common sense and decency, considering the scumbag degenrates that frequent this site. That means YOU !

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That's right, to make up for the REALLY long delay in updates I've got my largest update to Dr. Payne's charts ever. There's so much celeb and drunken nudity in this update it makes previous updates look like....

...well actually they still look awesome, since I did them. I AM awesome after all. Ya know what else is awesome? Uma Thurman's ass and side boob to the right there.

The reason for my delay in updates is a good one though. I've been busy making another horror comic, this time named "The Legend of McGreevey" for my upcoming full length Tales From The Crypt-ish comic I'm gonna be publishing. Yesterday I actually submitted two different comics to Heavy Metal Magazine to see if Eastman will help out a Maine boy and deem my shit good enough for his magazine. It's a long shot, but fuck it, why not try, eh?

I've also gotta work on my next comic for my boss, Queeny Love as she's waiting on issue number six. And trust me, the last thing anyone wants is an angry German adult film star coming after them. Actualy, that doesn't sound too bad...hmmmmm....

To be honest, Queeny is such a sweet heart, and if I could find a couple more nice, professional, patient clients like Queeny I'd be doing all this fun horror/eroticism stuff full time. Make sure to check out Queeny's site as it's a great site, and she's a great (and hot as hell) woman.

Well, as I type this, this page is now up to 409,374 unique visitors since I started it. Now while that may not sound like much, keep in mind I don't do link loops, referrals, or any kind of advertising. It's all from organic searches, and largely from return visitors whom I assume are sending friends here. Believe me, if I can get a few more regular paying art jobs, YOU bastards are the ones to win out, as I'll have time to update this more regularly with celeb tits and all the other fucked up shit you guys seem to like. Besides all that, I'm at the point of having to delete old pages/videos/pics on here since I've maxed out my storage plan from my host. There is over 1.1 gigs of crap on this site at this point. Make sure to keep bouncing around and checking out the whole site.

Oh yeah, check out Mimi Rogers GIGANTIC FUNBAGS to the right there. Thanks Hankster.

I'd like to take a moment to thank some of the sites I found some of these pics on. Two of the best sites for nude celeb pics are Mr. Skin and Nitro Video. Check out some of the other sites I have listed with the photos, too. I try to give credit where I am aware of it, but most of my pics come from random google searches and submissions by some of you guys out there.

Oh yeah, don't forget to check out Madchen Amick's amazing body to the right there.

The only thing I've got in the realms of politics and societal interactions this update is in regards to the issue of "gay marriage". I firmly believe that this "issue" will be looked at in a few deacdes the same way segregation seems to anyone my age. "What? You guys had a problem with what? And you treated people how?"

For a little satirical piece I wrote about the topic, you can read it over HERE AT ThinkAttack.com . Basically, it's a rant wherein I use all of the same arguements made by that the woman that runs a group trying to stop the "gathering storm" of gay marriage, and apply those arguements to fat people instead of gay people. Nothing against fat people, it's just a way to prove how ridiculous the arguements sound if you apply them to other relevant groups.

Speaking of which, hey look, there's a Julia Robert's nipple slip to the left there.

To the left we have a horribly pathetic "film" I made years ago starring many of my friends that will in fact HATE the thought of any of you watching it. So please, feel free. It's the basis for a comic I made last year, which you can see HERE on my comics page, named "The Party". P.S. If you can't see the video to the left, allow the activex control on this page. You're safe. Trust me.

And to the right we have a couple of pictures of 90's star Patsy Kensit. She did a bunch of thrillers, and a great Tales From The Crypt back in the day, and God love 'er, she never minded showing her perky lil tits.

Below we have a collection of some old school tits. Tremendous old-school tits. That's right, star of many classic 80's films such as Swamp Thing and Escape From New York, none other than the big ol titties of Adrienne Barbeau. Seriously, how fucking NICE are those things?

Next we've got some of my old favorites. Here's some more Alyssa Milano for you. OH yeah, we got a little Jennifer Connely thrown in there for good measure. Remember "ass to ass" ? Yeah, got a screen cap of that below. You're welcome. If ya wanna see more, make sure to check around the rest of the site for more videos and pics of these two lovely dark haired beauties.

Below we have a set of pics of a hottie I just recently came across in a tremendous little movie called "Trailer Park of Terror". She plays the lead, Norma, whom also happens to be the undead super-bitch queen of the zombie trailer park. Picture Jaime Pressly from Earl, but missing her face entirely. She never showed full nipple in that movie (despite PLENTY of sweet as shit cleavage shots) so imagine my (and soon to be your) thrill when I found a bunch of near nude pics of her, and a few that actually show those perky lil funbags she's sportin. Awesome.

Ya know, now that I mentioned Jaime Pressly in the last paragraph, how about we take a look at the little cutie? Besides these pics below, make sure to check through the rest of the site to find even more pics and videos of this southern blonde beautiful baby,

If your over the age of 30, you remember 80's pop star Tiffany. In fact if you're younger, you may veen have seen her on a few reality shows. But have you seen her in Playboy? What, not yet? Well then, click these fucking links and check out her still kickin body.

Next I found some MORE pics of The Office cutie pie Pam, aka Jenna Fischer. First of all, no there is no nudity in any of these. Don't blame me. Blame her and her....morals and decency. Anywho, I still tried to find some nice cleavage shots. Besides, let's all be honest. Aren't there some girls that the fact that they have never done nudity raises them to a level of some sort of Holy Grail? That's kinda what Jenna is. Besides that, just think of how boner-riffic it'll be when she finally fucks up and lets a nipple slip like Courtney Cox did above gets out!

Below I have two different beauties for you. First is none other than Jean Grey from the X-Men movies, or the hot ass teacher from The Faculty, Famke Janssen. You look at these and try to tell me she doesn't scream seductive, eh? What a striking woman. And then next to her is an old favorite. As I was speaking with Nurse Payne the other day, Dream a Little Dream was a great 80's movie known by many for actually being a rare GOOD Corey and Corey movie. But if you were like me, a 12 year old boy, when it came out, then your remember the leotard wearing babe from that movie, Meredith Salinger. Well now she's in the Race to Witch Mountian remake with The Rock, and damn if she doesn't STILL have it. No nudity, but still man, I'd change bodies with Jason Robards to get to hit that!

Next up gents, we've got the toughest chick in the world, and one of the hottest. Some of you may remember her as "Crush" from American Gladiators, but by now you better know her as the ass kicking machine named Gina Carano. Below I've got over 20 pictures of this sexy brawler, no nudes so chill, BUT besides the great Maxim photos, I found a bunch of photos of Carano partying with some friends, including a female she seems to REALLY take a liking to after some apparent drinks.

To round out this update, I figured why not finish off with some random pics of drunk girls showing ass, showing bush, showing tits, licking each other, kissing each other, and doing whatever else it is girls that party can do with each other. Thanks to party.de.plaisir.free.fr for most of these. Hell guys, if you like this shit I get for you dinks for free, tell your damned friends. Send 'em a link. If you have a site and wanna link, just give me a holla. But most of all if you have anything you wanna see more of,less of, or even submit just send me an e-mail

118 College Girl Asses In 28 Pics

SO QUIT YER BITCHIN'!!!!

Seriously, what is it with college girls and showing their asses in a group? Yeah, see those lil links over there on the right? Each one is a pathway to not one, but at a minimum TWO ASSES per pic. More asses per pixel than the competition. That's my guarantee, asswipes!

So while you enjoy those asses in all sizes and colors, I'll use this moment to discuss a few things with you, my fellow cretins.

First of all, I've been a little busy drawing comics, working, and having a social life, so for those of you goobers that e-mail me complaining about a lack of updates I just wanted to say thanks. It's not JUST the reassuring signs of affection like "asshole", "faggot", and "fuck you" held within your e-mails to me that keep me going. It's also the monetary contributions you provide when you....

Oh YEAH! YOU SHITHEADS GET THIS STUFF FOR FREE !!! SUCK MY BALLS !!!!

Seriously, I'm starting a fucking e-mail update list to let you shitheels know when I update the site. How the fuck does THAT sound? Just fucking click HERE and I'll let your perverted ass know when I got a few hours to do an update. If you bitch in your e-mail, please anticipate a response in kind.

So as I mentioned above and on The Home Page I made a BRAND NEW COMICS PAGE with three original horror comics I made with the help of none other than Frankie Armadillo. They are in the vein of Tales From The Crypt, and as soon as I'm done typing to you dinks, Imma startin work on the next one, a 12 pager. Then it'll be time to publish!

I also recently added some new drawings/paintings in my Digital Painting Section. Did some horror movie themed pics of "Evil Ed" and "Chop Top" you can use as a desktop over there.

There's an update to the Links Section, and my Portfolio Page as I added links to Jade Magazine and Savage Magazine where I'm being published as well. While on the good news topic, as of one minute ago there have now been 214,851 visitors to this free porn page, 62,235 to my Adult Art Section, and 22,794 to the Main Page. Not bad for using NO advertising, no pop ups, no banners, no traffic exchange.

I'm just some douche that taught himself some basic html, learned how to use image programs, and realized that nude celebs REALLY help your image search click throughs.

I used to think that no one actually read the shit I type here, but recently I've run in to some of you dregs of society that actually look at the garbage I throw here, and apparently, those of you that ARE literate actually skim this shit once in a while. If you are one of those, at the end of this update below you'll see my take on the recent Presidential elections.

I would like, if I may, to ask any of you out there that either are illustrators yourselves, or know of any illustrators that are looking to do color work on comics to contact me if you/they are interested in working on some projects I'd like to get done.

If you come to this site regularly, or just plain enjoyed it for the first time,I have two requests for you. First one, Come back, I update when I can, and as you can see, it's worth it brotha. Oh yeah, and TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

The second favor is simple. Check out the rest of my site. I KNOW you like the fucked up stuff on this page, who wouldn't, but why not start at The Main Page and check out some of the stuff I have on this fucked up site. Check out the Art or even the Adult Art, or the Wrestling Section for pics and stories from my days in wrestling, or videos of other wrestlers, ESPECIALLY fucked up clips of backyard kids getting killed.

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Well there kiddos, let's get on to what you all REALLY came here for, some CELEBRITY NUDITY shall we?

I've got some brand new tits for y'all below. How about for the first time on House Of Payne, Anna Paquin and Rosario Dawson's tits? Oh man, believe me, are they worth the wait.

So right below here we'll start off with some pics of Jessica Biel Topless, though to be honest she's covering her nipple most of the time. But you do get some nice side boob and aeriloa in there. And next to her, in her first nude scenes ever, from True Blood, we have some screen caps of Anna Paquin (aka Rogue) showing her nice lil cha chas off for us.

Below I have a mix of Nude Women In Public Pics, as well as some pretty sweet shots of Natalie Portman's ass, side boob, and just plain ol looking good for us.

Gentlemen, and for you ladies as well, it is my EXTREME pleasure to present to you what I think is a more than fitting tribute to a woman and her tits. To a woman and her tits that have been neglected for FAR to long on this site.

My fellow degenerates, please feast your eyes on the impressive breasts of none other than Ms. Rosario Dawson. Seriously, when I found the clip to the right, I felt as if the universe was right again. I had always imagined what those bad boys looked like under the little she would wear, as evidenced in photos below, but when they swung free in their glory, let me just tell you. Wow.

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