I'm not even sure what my favorite part of this past friday night was. Soooooo many marvelous and downright asskicking things
occured, including......
1.-Expanding The Carnival Of Payne To Another Federation, The New England Affiliate Of NWA.
2.-Expanding The Roster Of The C.O.P. From "The Extreme Strongman" Gino Martino And "Extremely Tasty" Adam Hastey, To Include
The Forsaken; Plague And Black Lotus, And NWA-NE Heavyweight Champ Apocalypse.
3.-Beating The Ever-Lovin' Hell Out Of Kamakazi, Simply Because WE COULD. Poor Sap. I'd Almost Feel Sorry For Him,
If He Weren't So Pathetic.
4.-Seeing The Looks On All Of The Pathetic Sheep's Faces When I Arose From The Audience, Laughing As Gino Martino Double-crossed
Kamakazi By Refusing To Count Three on The Fallen Apocalypse. To REALLY Prove My Point, I Then Called Out "The Forsaken"
, My New Devious Tag Team, To Assail Kamakazi From Behind. Finally, Apocalypse Regained His Composure, And Along With Gino, Plague, And
Black Lotus, Proceeded In A Four On One Beat Down The Likes Of Which MUST Be Seen To Truly Be Appreciated.
While it's difficult to choose which of those four events made for a most lucky Friday The 13th for the C.O.P., I CAN
be quite certain what was the LEAST enjoyable moment of the evening for me. No, no, no, it's not that I had to sit
with you common dolts for the majority of the show in order for my plan to work. Sitting with you common scrubs and morons
comes in a close second to......
Osirus And The Rough Ryders Ruining Our Celebration / Victory Ass Kicking On Kamakazi
I just have to ask you ladies something. Are you TOUCHED in the head? I mean, what could POSSIBLY be going through
your puny little brains, to storm the ring and interrupt our celebration? Did you not just see what we had done to Kamazazi?
While to the casual observer, the Carnival MAY have appeared to run from you, but alas, you are SADLY mistaken.
You see, we were merely choosing our battles. I'll readily admit that you three caught us off guard, and I alone should
take responsibility for that. You see, I underestimated your stupidity. After witnessing what happened to Kamakazi, an
innocent bystander run down simply for being in the way of the Carnival Of Payne, what do you three fools think we'll do
TO YOU?
Kamakazi, you better BELIEVE that if you even contemplate any sort of "revenge", I'll make certain that Apocalypse not only
beats and humiliates you, AGAIN, but this time he'll end your damned career!
Rough Ryders, you were lucky to narrowly defeat The Forsaken friday night. Little advice, my friends. DO NOT press your
luck ANY further. Let this battle go. If The Forsaken get their hands on you again, well, I won't be held responsible
for whatever it is that Plague and Black Lotus do to you.
Osirus.
Osirus, Osirus, Osirus.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Unfortunately, I can't offer you the same warning I've issued to the other three chumps. All I have to offer
you is my condolences. Condolences for what Gino WILL do to you next. You see, YOU have been warned enough. For the last few weeks, you've continually done everything
in your power to anger me. You've defeated Adam Hastey. You've (luckily and barely) defeated Gino Martino. You've even laid
your hands on ME! For you, my compassion and kindness have run out. I have NO CHOICE but to allow Gino Martino
to do whatever he wants to you. So far, I've forced him to hold back a little when fighting you. I USED to tell him to go easy,
you're just a kid. Well, now all you are to me is a dead man walking. This isn't over, you little bastard. Whether it be in
N.W.H., or NWA-NE, hell, it could even be on the street some night, Gino Martino is going to destroy you. I don't say this
as a threat, I say it with a calmness that comes from nothing short of 100 percent certainty. YOU WILL PAY OSIRUS!!!
As for the rest of the wrestlers in NWA-NE, NWH, hell, anywhere else in the indies, do NOT cross the Carnival Of Payne. I
wouldn't want to have to make an example out of anyone else.
As for you mindless sheep fans, from now on, when I come through those curtains and exclaim...ON YOUR KNEES, SHEEP!,
you had best do as I say. With five of the most dangerous wrestlers in the northeast in my fold now, there is no one and nothing
that can stop me. Do yourselves a favor. Like I said, just do WHATEVER I say from now on. I don't want to sick my boys on
any of you.
Dr. Payne